Thursday, 17 May 2007

Conversation in a share broking office

"So Amy, are you back on the market yet?"
"Actually I've decided to suspend trading for a while. But there have been a few interested parties."
"No I was lying...sharebrokers always make things sound better than they are."
"What about a hostile takeover?"
" share price took too big a hit due to the South American crisis - I wouldn't be able to pull it off."

No comments: