Monday, 25 June 2007

I need a good facial obviously

Whilst out shopping at Noel Leeming's for a DVD player I notice an exceptionally old and frail man enthralled in the highlights of the previous night's All Blacks v Sth Africa test. Not having watched it myself, I enquire as to whether we won or not.
"What?"
"Did we win the game?"
"Hello."
"Did We Win The Game?"
"Oh yes. Yes we did."
"Marvellous," I say and carry on spending the gross national product of Losotho.
Later on he makes his way up to me and says: "We lost the boat race however." I share my pain with him.
A little old lady then makes a beeline for me and says "Are you hitting on my husband?"

2 comments:

Jennifer said...

No! She really said that?!? How on earth did you react? Did you laugh hysterically or were you kind about it?

Aims said...

Definitely the former! But I wasn't sure if she was joking! I thought jeez, 50 years of marriage and she still doesn't feel secure!